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You get to read a lot of stupid comments on the Internet these days. On forums, YouTube, blogs ..etc, many idiots are getting to voice their “thoughts” and “ideas”. Of course there are also many clever and insightful comments as well, but stupid comments do tend to stand out.

For example, read this comment i just found on Aljazeera English’s Youtube channel:

You heard him ladies and gentlemen; Everybody, let’s get busy … we need to increase our “production” by more than 1,000% a day over the next 10 years!! So, drop whatever you’re doing, go home, and get down to business … from 43,000 to 500,000 A DAY !! LOL.. it is all part of his grand scheme.

The following short segment from “Nova Science Now”, which is an amazing program btw, highlights a company that is exploring the idea of extending a thin sheet-like line from earth to outer space to use it as a basis for an elevator to cheaply transport people into space!! I honestly don’t see this happening, but it is entertaining to see great bright minds playing around with the idea.

This definitely is a wacky idea in my opinion. I mean come on, can you imagine planet earth orbiting in space with a big pipe extending out of it ? Even if such a thing could be built, how on earth will you maintain it and protect it from meteors and other space hazards ? How will you even make it stable ?! … i personally don’t think it will even be economically feasible to build and maintain such a link.

In totally unrelated news, and in contrast to that wacky idea, i think the following events can actually take place .. (but i hope they don’t ):

• Qwaider making a blog post *during* his wedding party: … yeah, who amongst us doesn’t believe this is possible…. i’d actually be surprised if he didn’t … heck, i’ll be surprised if he didn’t blog during his honeymoon :-).
• Two days after their marriage, Qwaider seriously tries to convince Maioush that she should migrate her blog to be hosted on Memories Documented (his blog) instead of WordPress: … he explains how his own private hosting can provide her with secure backups and strict anti-spam mechanisms (not to mention his perceived superiority of his blogging engine to everything that is readily available out there) … i say resist the temptations Maioush.
• KJ’s imaginary friend, Moogle, gets jealous of Qwaider’s marriage and decides to have his own imaginary friend: … (yes .. with KJ it is very well possible that an imaginary friend could get an imaginary friend). Unfortunately, Moogle’s imaginary friend runs off to get married as well … this will leave KJ perplexed for a few weeks… oh boy … god help us if that happens.

Qwaider .. sorry buddy, somebody had to pick on you because you’re getting married … and congratulations to you and Maioush again.

On terrorism, symbolism, donuts, and scarfs … Shaikr is at it again

Thanks Shaikr for this funny cartoon.

هههها فيديو عن جد نهفة

يعني مش معقول … عمرها صارت معك (أو معكي)؟

اليوم طلعت من الحمام عل المكتب. وطول الوقت وأنا بغني “طلع الزين من الحمام” وبصفق (تسحيج) وبتهزهز زي أكني في عرس القرن. صار لي ساعتين على هذه حالة. زملائي في المكتب بفكروني مجنون أو إيشي من هذا القبيل. لسة الأضرب من هيك إنو سبب الغناء إنو أخيراً قدرت أشغل قطعت الـ “سيميوليشن” (بالعنقليزي) المطلوبة مني …. آخ يعني مش هيك البئوس

هي الأغنية .. يللا سوا

طلــــع الـــزيـــن مــن الحمـــام

اللّـــــه وإســــــم اللّــــه عليـــه

ويــا بــو الحطــــه والعقـــال

اللّـــــه وإســــــم اللّــــه عليـــه

منيـــن صـــايــد هـــالغـــزال؟

ونيـــالـــك يـــابــو حطـــــه

ويــا إم التـــوب مطـــرزتيــــــه

وحطيتـــي البـــلاوي فيـــــه

وعـــن جـــوزك خبتيـــــه

ويــــوم الـــزفــــة أطلعتيــه

يـــا حـــلالـــي و يــــا مـــالــــي

طلــــع الـــزيـــن مــن الحمـــام

اللّـــــه وإســــــم اللّــــه عليـــه

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